Flipping the bird to voice notes*🖕

Forward a voice note to our Whatsapp chatbot and
we’ll instantly transcribe and summarise it for you.

Activate my WhatsApp number

If clicking the button doesn't automatically on WhatsApp, you can also send a WhatsApp message directly to our service +1 (313) 513-6968

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Breakthrough Innovation

Success is found in simplicity, and it’s simple - voicenotes are a real drain to listen to.

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Award Winning *

Surpassing the Nobel Prize in importance, we’re proud to deserve an award (*should be)

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Stay Connected

Never miss a social event because you couldn’t bring yourself to listen.

“f-voicenotes helped me stay in contact with earth while I was floating in the vacuum of space thanks to their instant voice note text summaries”

George Clooney, Astronaut

(and apparent actor)

How it works

Unlike most apps, we’ve made f-voicenotes so easy-to-use that you might even cry with joy (*tissues not included)

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Receive voice note

Take a deep breath, this time you won’t need to listen to it!

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Forward it to us

Use Whatsapp to forward the voice note to our bot’s number

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Bot gets to work

Our BDSM loving bot will take the pain and create a summary

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Bot sends summary

Our bot will send you the text summary via Whatsapp chat

Groundbreaking features

Frankly, it does what it says on the tin - so there’s not much else to say. That said, some people love hearing fluff about features, so here’s our fluff especially for you.

Available on Whatsapp

No app downloads or faff, just forward a voicenote directly on Whatsapp to get the summary

Data Privacy

We have zero interest in your boring voicenotes, so they all get deleted right after the bot is done

Multiple personalities

Our bot is mostly sarcastic, but we’re training it to be a bit more polite for people that ask nicely.-

Responds 24/7

Unless our bot is drowning and the humans that fix it are asleep, you should receive a response 24/7

Saves you time

No need to waste time listening, or faffing with those stupid bluetooth headphones

Happiness included

This isn’t a legally binding promotion, but we’re pretty sure you’ll be happy using f-voicenotes

Testimonials (by ChatGPT)

You don’t really need social validation to know this is a good idea, but Rule #1 of a landing page is to add testimonials - so we asked ChatGPT to write some

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are wasted daily by people that actually stop what they’re doing to listen to voice notes. Save yourself the pain and start using f-voicenotes.

I used to dread getting voice notes from my friends – it was like a chore to have to listen to them, and then have to respond with some kind of clever feedback. Now I can just use f-voicenotes and a readable sentence in seconds. Thank f*** for that!

Finally, someone that understands I've got better things to do than stop and listen to a 5 minute rambling voicenote. I love my friends, but seriously... STOP! (p.s thank you f-voicenotes.com

Yeah, I used to be one of those people who thought voice notes were a great way to communicate. But then I saw the light and realized voice notes are a complete pain in the ass. I'm so glad I stumbled across f-voicenotes.com, which takes the extra effort out of listening to my friend's long-winded recordings, and instead I'm presented with their key points in two tidy sentences. What a relief!

How much does it cost?

It’s (mostly) free to use f-voicenotes, but as our bot needs a little help with some requests, if you use a lot of minutes then you’ll need to pay a little.

< 30 minutes

Total length of voice notes
Free
per month

120 minutes

Additional minutes
$8
one time cost

360 minutes

Additional minutes
$20
one time cost

Any questions?
Check out the FAQs

Still have unanswered questions and need to get in touch?

f-voicenotes instantly converts long voice notes into short text summaries. We do this with a clever WhatsApp bot, meaning once you're registered you can just forward a voice note to our WhatsApp bot's number, and it'll instantly transcribe and summarise the voice note for you.

So now the big question.. why? Well, the person behind f-voicenotes has a few friends that just love to send annoyingly long monologues as voice notes about things that really just needed one sentance of text. So to save the pain of telling those friends how annoying they were, f-voicenotes was created.

Enabling those friends to continue living in their rose tinted world where they think everyone wakes up in the morning gasping for another opportunity to hear their monotone voice ramble on for 10 minutes; while also ensuring the people who are on the receiving end of those voice notes don't miss out on anything.

f-voicenotes is free during our Beta. We're also exploring different pricing options to ensure the service running costs are covered once the platform begins to scale with more users. We anticipate this will become a Freemium type service, where you can send up to 30 minutes of voice notes to the f-voicenotes bot each month for free - and then buy bundles of minutes to extend that if required.

In summary, it's free right now but will eventually have some usage limitations and/or costs involved and we haven't yet decided what those will be.

No, clearly not. If you're not even interested in listening to voice notes sent by your friends - why on earth would we want to? Our WhatsApp bot uses machine-to-machine communication to receive your voice note, transcribe it into text and summarise it. We only keep the voice note audio file for a few seconds while we process it, and as soon as we've sent you the summary on WhatsApp it gets deleted.

No, we cannot access your WhatsApp account or messages. When you sign-up to use f-voicenotes you submit a phone number on our website and then send a WhatsApp message to activate the number in our system. Once you've activated your phone number with our WhatsApp bot, you can start forwarding voice notes to the f-voicenotes WhatsApp bot. And just the same as how any other person you forward a message or voice note to does not get access to your WhatsApp account or messages, we also do not.

No, you do not need to download any app to use f-voicenotes. To use our service you must first register on our website and then complete the phone number activation process. Once activated, you simply forward a voice note to our bot directly on WhatsApp - making it easy to use and without any app download.

If you're a journalist and you're looking for more information about f-voicenotes please contact us via email on hello@f-voicenotes.com

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